8. 俩“深情”对唱
安迪:“你骗我赢了赌局然后无地自容。”
本:“你逼我去看席琳·迪翁演唱会害我错过比赛。”
安迪:“就算你再怎么油嘴滑舌,你的床上功夫也只是平平。”
本:“还不是因为你给我的老二,起了个娘们儿的名字。”——《十日拍拖手册》
短评:不知道的还以为是刘三姐呢分手也非要搞个对唱啥的,不过真是骂得够狠够喜感。
HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS
[Drunkenly singing on stage, to the tune of ''You're So Vain'']: ''You
fooled me to win a bet and you should feel ashamed'' —Andie (Kate Hudson)
''You took me to a g------ed Celine Dion concert. You made me miss the big
game'' —Ben (Matthew McConaughey)
''Oh, smart guy’s a rhymer. Well, do we
want everybody to know your lovemaking's laaaaame'' —Andie
''Oh, 'cause you
named my penis, you named my penis, youuuuu named my penis after a dame!'' —Ben